Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
She's the barista slut.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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