Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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