If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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