She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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