oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
you would pick up someone in the library
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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