i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Randomize
