I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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