You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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