hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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