i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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