No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i wish my penis had a tongue
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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