we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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