We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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