Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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