He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
im calling her cock vulture from now on
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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