My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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