Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I look better un-naked...
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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