there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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