You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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