Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
