I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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