So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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