oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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