This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Naked. naked and bneed help.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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