just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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