Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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