Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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