Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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