Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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