just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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