She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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