im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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