How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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