What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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