absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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