This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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