I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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