how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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