She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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