the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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