OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
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man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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