Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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