You really coming over, don't trick.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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