proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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