Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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