IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I think your dad took our porno
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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