Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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