; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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