you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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