I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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