when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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