Dual....:-)
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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