walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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