Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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