You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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